dicktarts:

me on instagram

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me in real life

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16 hours ago // 2,661 notes

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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16 hours ago // 500,879 notes

encourage:

I get so sad when the

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16 hours ago // 46,786 notes

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

16 hours ago // 253,047 notes

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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16 hours ago // 50,408 notes

eatpizzas:

"why don’t you have your homework?"

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16 hours ago // 109,170 notes

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

16 hours ago // 386,021 notes

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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