colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

2 hours ago // 48,346 notes

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

2 hours ago // 237,889 notes

terriblechan:

-blunt:

terriblechan:

happy egg day

wat do eggs have 2 do wit jesus

Jesus was an egg once

4 days ago // 265 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

4 days ago // 459,878 notes

fractalsofelsanna:

thewolfandtheprincess:

yamino:

patronustrip:

The boobs jiggle is strong in this one
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I feel like Disney puts this much detail into Elsa’s boobs specifically for people who analyze them in loving, frame-by-frame detail on Tumblr.

We analyzed the scene where she sings Let It Go and all my English teacher did was discuss her boobs and how they suddenly get bigger at a certain part of the song.

spend one time watching frozen just focusing on elsa’s boobs and nothing else

4 days ago // 44,896 notes

chodeboy:

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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4 days ago // 206,422 notes