perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail)

5 days ago // 485,576 notes

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

5 days ago // 1,140,098 notes

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

5 days ago // 112,660 notes

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

5 days ago // 85,519 notes

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

5 days ago // 423,826 notes

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals)

1 week ago // 195,770 notes

aureat:

if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years

2 weeks ago // 92,553 notes

my-skinny-state-of-mind:

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

2 weeks ago // 118,749 notes