oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

5 hours ago // 185,424 notes

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

5 hours ago // 103,621 notes
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT’S IT LIKE WORKING IN A RESTAURANT

iamaserver:

1 week ago // 113 notes
THE KITCHEN AFTER A DINNER RUSH

iamaserver:

image

1 week ago // 162 notes

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

1 week ago // 208,362 notes